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9:06am August 22, 2014

vulcsmash:

george takei is a gift to humanity

9:05am August 22, 2014

december-fallen-angel:

tuc-ficprompts:

malicemidnight:

sapphirebones:

jaacknasty:

Probably the best 6 seconds ever. 

i fucking lost it

fUC K

OMG IM LAUGHING SO HARD RN HIS FACE WAS ONE OF PURE TERROR OHMYGOD

Poor Jake

9:00am August 22, 2014

damittromney:

my-name-is-long:

damittromney:

next up on having a vagina: are these cramps or should i tell my mom to take me to the hospital

Yeah that happened to me in 2012 and it turns out I have 2 uteruses.

whAT THE FUCK

9:00am August 22, 2014
8:59am August 22, 2014

newbiecrossing:

cherabby:

she wears short shorts

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i wear pant pants

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#she’s cheer captain and im still wearing 2 pants

8:59am August 22, 2014
paintraincomic:

"I get it, I get it… what about a SIDE-hug, though??"
If you’re wondering by the way, I don’t really believe in the introvert/extrovert thing. Its just labels and as soon as you label yourself, you limit yourself :)
Just accept that we’re all complicated little snowflakes who have lots of little preferences when it comes to everything and have a good day, hooray!!

paintraincomic:

"I get it, I get it… what about a SIDE-hug, though??"

If you’re wondering by the way, I don’t really believe in the introvert/extrovert thing. Its just labels and as soon as you label yourself, you limit yourself :)

Just accept that we’re all complicated little snowflakes who have lots of little preferences when it comes to everything and have a good day, hooray!!

8:58am August 22, 2014

squarlo:

dumbfricker:

ihumpedyourcatthen:

MY MOUTH JUST AUTOCORRECTED? I TRIED TO SAY EMOTIONS BUT I SAID “EMO SAUSAGES???”

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my mouth just autocorrected

8:57am August 22, 2014
8:56am August 22, 2014
djspooky:

Hello everybody! Meet Officer Go Fuck Yourself! 
Officer Go Fuck Yourself is currently one of the officers in Ferguson tasked to restore the peace to the community!  This gentleman here is getting his 5 minutes of fame due to his actions on duty! At a peaceful protest in Ferguson,  this Officer drew his Loaded M4 (Riffle) and pointed it at Unarmed Journalist at the scene as he kindly Yelled at them “I’m Going To Fucking Kill You!”… When asked for his name by the journalist he responded with “Go Fuck Yourself! ” Odd name huh?!! And I hope that is actually his name because if it isn’t then That is a Crime! More specifically A Misdemeanor (Class C I believe!)… I Would Hate for this Officer Of The Law to be Charged and Fined! As Officers are required to give their Names and Badge # if Requested!…. This is BS! Officers are breaking more Laws and Constitutional Rights of people than the people are actually doing! They’re Elected by the public to Protect the Peace of the community,  not to fuck it up even more! 😔 #Ferguson #OfficerGoFuckYourself #ThisIsTooMuch… and sorry if I seem like a b%tch, but I don’t support this type of shit from the police!

djspooky:

Hello everybody! Meet Officer Go Fuck Yourself!
Officer Go Fuck Yourself is currently one of the officers in Ferguson tasked to restore the peace to the community! This gentleman here is getting his 5 minutes of fame due to his actions on duty! At a peaceful protest in Ferguson, this Officer drew his Loaded M4 (Riffle) and pointed it at Unarmed Journalist at the scene as he kindly Yelled at them “I’m Going To Fucking Kill You!”… When asked for his name by the journalist he responded with “Go Fuck Yourself! ” Odd name huh?!! And I hope that is actually his name because if it isn’t then That is a Crime! More specifically A Misdemeanor (Class C I believe!)… I Would Hate for this Officer Of The Law to be Charged and Fined! As Officers are required to give their Names and Badge # if Requested!…. This is BS! Officers are breaking more Laws and Constitutional Rights of people than the people are actually doing! They’re Elected by the public to Protect the Peace of the community, not to fuck it up even more! 😔 #Ferguson #OfficerGoFuckYourself #ThisIsTooMuch… and sorry if I seem like a b%tch, but I don’t support this type of shit from the police!

8:54am August 22, 2014