Adult Wednesday Addams: Planned Parenthood videoMy friend showed me this video and I really got a kick out of it. Watch it! -Alyssa
OH MY GOODNESS.
That was actually really funny, watch it, it will make you smile
So good -C
- aradia: the kid with a million injuries who giggles in the back of class when other students mess up and doodles on her cast
- tavros: has a rolly backpack and gets bullied into smuggling beer on field trips for his friends
- sollux: addicted to his friend's ritalin prescription
- karkat: daydreams of being punched by an older woman while waiting in the back of fry's for sollux to finish stealing video games neither of them wants
- nepeta: has a bunk bed littered with stuffed animals and deflated balloons
- kanaya: wears a beret every single day of junior high and takes french at the local high school. karkat can always be counted on to steal her entire lunch
- terezi: short-sleeve hoodies and airwalks. does all of dave's homework for him and misspells things on purpose so he'll lose points
- vriska: eats baked beans straight out of the can for lunch, which she pries open with her bare hands
- equius: brings aradia flowers three times a week and lets her stuff them up his nose
- gamzee: manages an A on the project he forgot about until three AM the morning it's due. nobody knows his secret but he says he takes it from a bottle
- eridan: lives on fancy coffee and can't get erections
- feferi: lives in the other half of eridan's mansion as separated out with masking tape. hasn't spoken to him in three months
that’s the spirit
OH MY FUCKING GOD DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU JUST FUCKING SAID? DO YOU REALIZE HOW AMAZING THAT PUN WAS? THATS THE SPIRIT???!?!?! THAT IS THE FUCKING SPIRIT YOU DICKSUCKING FUCKBUCKET THAT IS THE FUCKING SPIRIT. THAT IS ALCOHOL. NAY, NOT SIMPLY ALCOHOL. IT IS A SPIRIT. YOU ARE LITERALLY LOOKING AT THE BOTTLE OF BOOZE HE IS DRINKING, AND YOU ARE POINTING OUT THATS THE SPIRIT WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY APPLAUDING HIM FOR DRINKING DURING GRADUATION BY SAYING THATS THE SPIRIT. YOU MY GOOD SIR HAVE SUCCEEDED TODAY. YOU HAVE SUCCEEDED IN MAKING ME PHYSICALLY BOW TOWARDS YOUR GREATNESS.
THATS THE SPIRIT.
THAT IS THE FUCKING SPIRIT.
That is the best reaction to a pun I have ever seen
in class i’m used to sitting in the back and making all these smartass comments under my breath
now i’m in the front though so when our attractive instructor drops something and says ‘ah, fuck me!’ and i say ‘maybe later’ he hEARS ME AND LAUGHS GODFUCKING FUCK
the saga continues today in physics when our instructor asks ‘and how fast does light travel?’ and i whisper ‘hella’ and the kid next to me fucking loses it